Had a bit to drink, did you, darling?
maaayybbeee

I’m probably a bigger dork than Ryno.
Challenge accepted.
My brother used to call me Dorkerella.
I’m a fucking physics major. I own stuffed Mario and Luigi. My girlfriend made me knitted Pokemon. I own three t shirts with Albert Einsteins face on them.
I’m fluent in a bunch of languages. I’ve fallen down at every fancy party and landmark I’ve ever been to. The loft of my barn was turned into a library. I ride trains and read on them for fun. I literally ran into John Green in Amsterdam. I fell on top of Prince Harry and dropped my ice cream on him, he didn’t seem to mind though. Sometimes instead of cursing I use Shakespearean insults. I have multiple pairs of big classes.
I AM A DORKUS MAXIMUS.

The love of my life is a bit of a dork.
Was is not the right word.
It’s evident that my dork phase is eternal.

Life is full of difficult choices.
You’re not standing near any sugar cereal
You are doing it wrong, Derp.
I got Lucky Charms. I’m doing it right, broski.
(Source: watsonsmile)






